A Promise

I hereby solemnly swear not to react to trolls on any site or forum on the Internet or in real life.

Also, to any snivelling, weaselling, smart guys.

The opinions I put here will be the result of my own reflections and not in reaction to anyone. Unless of course, the original article genuinely deserves a thoughtful response, and the author is not trolling.

If I break my word, may I forget how to type except with 1 finger.